Rich Bitch

 

I wanna be rich

a real rich bitch

If you’ll pardon my French

I’m sick of the stench

Of being poor

And just like you I want more and more

I wanna be rich

I wanna be great

Hope it isn’t too late

Show the world I care

Spread wisdom everywhere

At the same time get rich

I wanna be rich

And I’m gonna do good

Like I know we all should

And give to the poor

Til there’s no poor anymore

As long as before

I get to be rich

So fucking rich!

Rich Bitch Global Inc

What do you think?

My intellectual property

Don’t try to take it away from me

Or I’ll sue your arse

Just wait and see

Cos I can cos I’m rich

I’m the real rich bitch

To be rich is my dream

Can’t be hard as it seems

All the gurus say

You’ll get rich in a day

If you buy my book, my dvd

Drink my juice

You’ll become like me

A rich fucking bastard

 On reality TV

I have to be rich

There’ no way out of it

For everyday I go to the shop

Everything always costs so much

There’s two alternatives that I see

Die or be rich

Die or be rich

Die or be riiiiiiiiiiiiiiich

(c) Jan Cornall Ubud 2005  (first performed at open mike at the Flava Lounge in Ubud and again in 2006 in the show MUM and HER BASTARD SONS with young artist/musicians in Jogjakarta)